**LIMITED** NFT Shirt

Introducing our latest creation – the NFT Shirt! This exclusive tee is the perfect way to poke fun at the NFT craze while also being the talk of the town.

Our proprietary technology, aptly named “Copy > Paste,” allows us to replicate the NFT experience at a fraction of the cost. We’re not just copying, we’re enhancing – These are actually real.

Don’t miss out on the chance to own a piece of the action. Grab your NFT Parody Shirt today before they sell out! And always remember, when it comes to NFTs, just say “NO”.

You Too Can Be a Handsome Young Stud!

Introducing the ultimate shirt for all you washed-up has-beens out there! Are you tired of looking like a wrinkled raisin? Do you feel like a flabby sack of potatoes? Fear not, because our shirt will turn back the clock and make you the envy of your entire neighborhood!

Made from the finest unicorn hair and enchanted with a potent mixture of dragon’s blood and mermaid tears, this shirt will transform you into a youthful Adonis faster than you can say “exfoliate.” Our patented “Buff-o-Matic” technology will give you rock-hard abs and biceps that would make Thor weep with envy. And let’s not forget about the handsome factor – with our shirt on, you’ll be hotter than the sun on a scorching summer day.

But wait, there’s more! This shirt isn’t just for looking good – it also has magical powers that will make all your exes come crawling back to you. Yes, you heard that right – this shirt is the ultimate weapon in the game of love. With just one wear, you’ll have your exes begging for another chance and wondering why they ever let you go.

So what are you waiting for? Order our shirt today and become the coolest, most irresistible kid on the block!

    Wuhan Ain’t Nuthin’ ta Fuck With!

    Listen up y’all, we gotta talk real quick ‘Bout a little bug, that’s makin’ folks sick It started out in Wuhan town But now it’s spreadin’ all around

    COVID-19, it’s a tricky foe It spreads fast, and it’s hard to know If you’ve got it, or if you’re good to go But one thing’s for sure, it’s gotta go

    Wuhan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit COVID-19, we gotta get rid of it Fauci’s in the house, he’s the man with the plan So listen up y’all, and wash your damn hands

    Some folks think it’s a hoax But the truth is, it’s killin’ folks So put on your mask, and don’t be a dope We gotta stop this virus, before it’s outta control

    Wuhan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit COVID-19, we gotta get rid of it Fauci’s in the house, he’s the man with the plan So listen up y’all, and wash your damn hands

    Now some don’t believe in science But the virus don’t care, it’s on the rise So let’s be smart, and use our minds And beat this virus, one step at a time

    Wuhan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit COVID-19, we gotta get rid of it Fauci’s in the house, he’s the man with the plan So listen up y’all, and wash your damn hands

    So remember, when it comes to this disease We gotta work together, and stay disease-free So don’t be a fool, don’t be a tease And let’s kick this virus, and put it to ease.

      Unleash Your Inner Beast!

      Attention all unevolved primates! Are you tired of being the butt of Darwin’s jokes? Do you fear that your species is at risk of devolving into a bunch of knuckle-dragging apes? Well fear not, because our shirt is here to save the day!

      Made from the finest cotton harvested from the Garden of Eden, our shirt will give you a leg up in the game of evolution. With our patented “Ape-X” technology, you’ll have the strength and agility of a chimpanzee, the smarts of a bonobo, and the good looks of a silverback gorilla. You’ll be the alpha of your tribe in no time!

      But that’s not all – our shirt also has the power to prevent devolution. That’s right, without our shirt, the chance of devolving is a whopping 9001%. But with our shirt on, you’ll be protected from the forces of regression and set on a path towards evolution.

      And let’s not forget about the puns! With our shirt, you’ll be the life of the party with jokes like “I’m not an ape, I’m just evolving backwards” and “I didn’t choose the primate life, the primate life chose me.” You’ll be the Charles Darwin of your social circle in no time.

      So don’t delay, order our shirt today and join the ranks of the evolved!

      So what are you waiting for? Order your coolness-boosting t-shirt today and start living your best, coolest life.

      Let’s face it – we’ve all had those moments where we feel uncool and out of touch. But don’t worry, because our t-shirt is here to help. With a design that’s sure to make you stand out and feel confident, you’ll be the ultra-cool person you always knew you could be.

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